a recipe: basic bitch gets a veggie box and uses radish leaves in her pesto (aka, trailer trash pesto — it’s vegan)

Ingredients: - stuff for the pesto (see below -- it's everything that goes in the blender) - regular sized bag of pasta (I use penne, but choose your fave) - sausage (however many you want, I cooked four) - medium onion, chopped - parmesan *Note, you could just plop the pesto into the drained pasta …

recipe: trailer trash cosmo

RECIPE AT THE TOP ALWAYS 2 ounces vodka 1 ounce cranberry juice 1 ounce orange juice 2 handfuls of ice pour all ingredients (incl. ice) into a container that has an air-tight lid. DO NOT USE A SHAKER. Use a Tupperware or your protein shaker or even a ziploc bag. Cocktail shakers are for non-trailer …

recipe: trailer trash guac

Happy Cinco de Mayo!! Here's a guac recipe -- RECIPE AT THE TOP ALWAYS. Ingredients: 2 or more avocados salsa (of any kind/brand) peel and pit your avos and put them in a bowl as you mash them, add in salsa until you have desired consistency and taste (for 2 avos, I would say at …

recipe: trailer trash truffles

RECIPE AT THE TOP ALWAYS. Ingredients: leftover desserts chocolate for melting (leftover or otherwise) sprinkles for decorating and to make the truffles look less trailer-trash Take all leftover desserts out of your freezer -- for me, I had: a third of a Christmas Yule log cake about a quarter of a crepe layer-cake several handfuls …